
I have had several comments on the state of the commissioner's skin. It is not the Rio Seco on his face, it is a secret masque of beauty, which I will share with you.
1. Clean your face.
2. Spread Vitamin E Oil on your face, and eyelids.
3. Lather up some Dove Sensitive Skin Soap and apply to face.
4. Next, spread Walgreens Alpha-hydroxy lotion on face.
5. Then, spread St. Ives Apricot Scrub on face.
6. Follow with Queen Helene Mint Julep Masque, spread on face.
7. Follow with Queen Helene Mud Masque, also spread on face.
8. Let dry for as long as hour. For a special treat, put cucumber slices on eyes.
This is what the commissioner had on his face.
Now the commissioner looks like this......




